If I Get Up I Might Fall Back Down Again
She’s at it again. She’s up to her usual espionage activities. She’s becoming more devious but less focused. I think after being out of the covert secret agent daycare for a year she’s forgetting how to plan. That gives me hope that I’m breaking her down with love and that one [...]
There’s A Bathroom On The Right (Bad Moon On The Rise)
How do you potty train a two year-old? I tried starting training PK when she was 22 months but it didn’t take and after a subsequent kidney infection that required hospitalization with catheters she wasn’t interested in being a big girl until she was three. Spy Baby is a different story. And [...]
They’re Coming To Take Me Away HA HA
I want to tell you a little story about my precious youngest daughter. I love my precious youngest daughter but as most of you are aware she has a dark side. I hate to admit it but my precious youngest daughter is an agent of evil. A secret agent of evil. [...]
I See You Through My Spy Glasses, Baby
Editor’s Note: This entry took a long time to finish. Today is not Friday. Sorry for any disappointment this may cause.
This is getting totally out of control. It’s beyond the beyond. I don’t know what to do anymore except sit down, knock back a few drinks and laugh. My baby [...]
Double Agent on My Mama’s Side
I was right. I just thought I’d let everyone know that my baby really is an undercover agent of evil. This morning she perpetrated her most heinous act to date. While taking a bath she stood up supported by the side of the tub and proceeded to poop into the bathtub. [...]
