Bathrooms

Generally the bathrooms in my office building are very clean. They clean and sanitize everything overnight every night and during the day a lady comes in to empty the trash and generally tidy things up. She’s really nice too. Anyway, one of suites in the building is a training facility that rents their classrooms out to Abbott Labs for them to train their pharmaceutical reps. About once a month they invade the building for a week at a time with their southern accents (I don’t know why but they always have southern accents), caked on makeup, overdone hair and annoying bathroom habits.
Like I said, the bathroom is always very clean. Except when they come in. Then the place is trashed. My biggest problem though, is that they come in and don’t sit on the clean bathroom seats using the tissue seat covers that are in every stall. No, they must hover. And they pee all over the seats and don’t bother to clean it up. So the next person is forced to hover to avoid the mess. I’m 29wks pregnant. I don’t hover these days. I plop my fat tushy down on the seat every single one of the million times that I go to the bathroom a day. But I can’t do that because of these oh-so-priss-incredibly-self-absorbed-messy-peeing women that have taken over the bathroom. Didn’t anyone ever teach them manners?
I could go on at even greater length about the other things they do that annoy me, but I’ll stop here. I personally feel a bit better, but I still feel awful for the poor nice lady that has to clean up after these terrible slobs.
Just to clarify. This is not meant to imply that all female employees of Abbott Labs possess disgusting bathroom habits. It is simply a generalization of the ones that I have chanced to share a bathroom with which I’m sure is a miniscule amount compared to the number of women working for this company.