Some People Are Just Creepy

And generally they seem to know who they are but there are the few that slipped through the cracks when self-awareness was handed out. Those are the ones to watch out for. They do really assinine things like showing up at the front door of their ex without calling after figuring out that she’d be home from reading her website. ‘Cuz that’s not stalker-ish at all. No that’s completely normal. WRONG!

What the Hell goes through people’s minds as they are behaving in totally socially unacceptable ways? It is not cute. It is not funny. It is bizarre and borderline restraining order worthy.

So just in case anyone was wondering if they should do something like that. You shouldn’t. In fact, smack yourself for considering it. And if anyone has actually done something like that you definitely crack yourself upside the head and then go get some serious therapy because that is completely whacked out and you’re lucky that all you got was a door slammed in your face. Hypothetically of course.