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Hours On The Phone Making Pointless Calls
My new outgoing voice mail message at work:
Due to the type of insulation used in the construction of this building I have been experiencing consistent signal interruptions to my clairvoyance so I ask that you leave a detailed message and explain what you mean since without my extrasensory perception I can only do exactly what you say.
It’s been a long week. I sleepy tired. Go ni-night now.
