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First there was a fax machine. It was evil and it was destroyed in the name of all that was holy and good in the world. The force within the fax machine was too strong though and it survived the massacre only to embody itself within a new host. A printer. [...]
Posted by Allison on Jun 12, 2004 with
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Editor’s Note: This entry took a long time to finish. Today is not Friday. Sorry for any disappointment this may cause.
This is getting totally out of control. It’s beyond the beyond. I don’t know what to do anymore except sit down, knock back a few drinks and laugh. My baby [...]
Posted by Allison on May 22, 2004 with
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I know I’ve been “absent” for a few weeks. I could go to my standard cache of lame excuses like I had to take a kid to the ER, I was working 72 hours straight on 3 hours sleep, the lawn organized a union and struck at me, the fence caved in under the [...]
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Things to remember:
1) I’m hot2) Men suck3) My kids are the bomb4) My girlfriends RAWK5) Dishwasher soap
What? I forgot the soap when I was at the store yesterday. Deal.
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Ridiculocity – The value derived by using the number of seconds it takes to say something stupid as the divisor of the number of seconds that pass before the listener understands what was said then multiplied by the number of times the listener then nods and/or blinks in disbelief.
